I really want to be a Disney star.
They don’t have to do homework, they don’t need to do a minimum-wage job.
They don’t have to pay taxes, do they?
They only sing and dance.
When they joke, there’s always some laughters on the background. Even if their jokes are lame.
They have cute, candy-colored outfits.
THEY HAVE THEIR OWN THEME SONGS!
They might have crooked noses or big bunny teeth but so many teens would hyperventilate if they met them in real life.
They’re the famous kids in school. Disney stars are the jocks and cheerleaders while Nickelodeon stars are the glee or drama club members (read: unpopular, but more talented ones).
Disney stars have abstinence rings—which works MUCH better than condoms in preventing STD’s and pregnancies.
And just look at Britney! Who doesn’t want to be her?
I really want to say:
“Hi, I’m Harry Go, and you’re watching Disney Channel.”
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