Thursday, December 31, 2009

Mosic Top 10 Best Songs of 2009

“As you can see, I am part of a worldwide craze that is a big fan of Lady Gaga.  She was everywhere this year and rightfully so deserves the top spot of this years countdown.  Pokerface was number 1 for 5 non-consecutive weeks between November and April.  Also capitalizing on a successful year is Beyonce and her dual-personality album cranking out hit after hit.  This is the first year-end countdown that headlines the ladies as women ruled the music industry in 2009.  Overall there were 25 unique songs to hit number 1 this year and only 4 of those were songs by men (Day N Night, Sexy Bitch, Mad and No Surprise).  Poker face was is the ultimate song of 2009″

Top 10 Songs:

1.   Lady Gaga – Poker Face (#1 for 5 weeks)

2.   Beyonce – Halo (#1 for 2 weeks)

3.   Beyonce – Broken Hearted-Girl (#1 for 4 weeks)

4.   David Guetta feat Kelly Rowland – When Love Takes Over (#1 for 4 weeks)

5.   Black Eyed Peas – I Gotta Feeling (#1 for 2 weeks)

6.   Beyonce – If I Were a Boy (#1 for 1 week)

7.   Lady Gaga – LoveGame (#1 for 2 weeks)

8.   Lady Gaga – Paparazzi

9.   Britney Spears – If You Seek Amy (#1 for 2 weeks)

10.Lady Gaga – Bad Romance (#1 for 7 weeks)

(Stay tuned for the best in Mosic Awards in early January)

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Statement of purpose

This blog will be frequently updated.

This blog will have jokes.

This blog will speak the truth.

And more.

But most importantly, this blog will discuss all the things that are wrong in our world today.

This is not edited by some government. This is not influenced by some corporation. This is radical free speech. This is what the internet was supposed to be about. Most of us just somehow forgot it along the way, when we got lost in a maze of porn, movies, mp3’s etc.

Not that there is anything wrong with porn or mp3’s.

Just that the internet was made to be something so much greater. Something that unites the world. Something that creates understanding across borders.

For fucks sake. this blog is against borders. of any kind. anywhere. And against countries. And against people who are afraid of their “nationalistic pride”. FUCK THAT. Nationalism was the second most stupid idea ever made up by humans. It should never have occured. It was a big mistake.

But humans are good, they are smart. I know you are. If you’ve kept reading this far, there is still hope.

There is always hope. Humans learn. That is just what we do. Thats why we seem to be the dominant species on this planet.

“Seem to be?” you might ask. Well, im not so fucking arrogant to go around claiming im always right and know everything. thats why this blog is here ffs.

I want you to comment. I want you to tell me im if I am wrong or right. Will I care? Probably not. That is not the point. JUST KEEP TALKING. This is the point. That was the point of the internet. Thats what jesus and gandhi was talking about. I sure hope im not going to fast.

Now this is not the point, to go around screaming fuck you at everything you believe in to be right. People should think for themselves, do not let your mommy or daddy decide. Ever. Atleast not if you are over 18.

Maybe in some cases, if daddy pays the bills you can make an exception, but make sure its the exception, not the rule. Because when and if you think for yourself, the world will be a better place. Not just for you, but for me as well.

Things can change. Never ever believe that things will always be the same. Never ever cease to believe that YOU cannot make a difference. Because you can. Because you will. You matter.

Ah, matter. This is something that I will talk alot about in later posts. If you are into physics, you will love my ideas.

I am no proffessor, do not get me wrong. Im just a writer. But im not stupid either, so you better not take them lightly. But I’ll be back with more mass for this atom later on.

Now ? where was my rambling at? Oh yes.

Nationalism. The born dead, stupid idea, that never should have happened. Some people get confused over this. They get offended when I say I hate nationalism and patriotism. Not that I hate, im not a hater, I don’t have the energy and time for hate. But I use the word “hate” because I can’t find a better expression. And because it creates dialogue. Or arguments, depends on which side you are, the one starting it or the one getting upset by it.

Well my point is this, Nationalism is a very young idea. It is not old. Countries is a new idea. What good has it caused? I say nothing, sure it has created sharper contrasts between cultures and artificial barriers between people. Artificial barriers in nature, and these are not all even artificial “ie. just lines on a map” they are STRUCTURES, fences, ditches, minestrips, barbed wire, radar systems, sonar systems, satellite tracking.

Ok. So we can agree I hope, nationalism has armed our planet to the teeth.

Well, you might say that the arming started before, well yes it did. That brings me to the Dumbest idea that humans have ever made. Religion.

But one moron at a time, I’ll get to that. When im done tearing this “nationalistic” idea apart.

So ok, maybe we now have many cool languages, sure, we did before too, but now they all got cool names, own textbooks, systems of education for teaching these languages. This is fine, there is nothing wrong with having a diverse culture. I love culture. I love _the_ culture. We should be able to express ourselves, yay, here I go, look at me mommy! Im expressing myself on the internet, freespeech yay. I am not using my native tongue though, you might have noticed that anyway.

Not that I care. If you’ve read this far, you probably understand what im saying anyway. I am quadlingual, if there is such a word.

Again, my fingers kept on talking when my brain was looking at something else. So nationalism, there is the bad: the weapons, the wars, the BORDERS.

and there is the good, distinct cultures. diverse planet. Lots of different good food, music, art and so on.

And then there is the really bad stuff: What it has done to our minds, to our way of thinking.

Think of a caveman, say, 15,000 years ago. A bit before you settled down and started farming, everyone just “chilled” (probably not the right word to describe living conditions 15,000 years ago, but what the heck, make a comment and tell me im wrong) in the forest, ate some nuts, maybe killed a deer or two, sang around the campfire and went on to sleep in a cave if it got cold in the night. Sure people beat each other back then, even killed each other, I don’t know if that is true, do you ? I suppose it is. That is just a nasty habit we still haven’t been able to quit. But we will, I am sure.

But did they really rally around and go the neighbouring cave and tell them that “heeey.. there are those people beyond the mountain somewhere over that that dissed the mammuth you killed last week.. come join us and we’ll go together and kill them, they can’t even talk in the same way”

15,000 years back, the neighboring caveman probably laughed his ass off and told them to go fuck themselves and if they wanted to kill anyone they had to do it themselves and not involve others in it.

Ok.. Maybe you are starting to get what im getting at ?

If we have nations and armies like we do today. We have someone that leads them. This is true. you cannot deny this. If this leader tells his army, you must now attack these other people because ****. the army will attack.

How many of these people in this army, would have themselves, back in caveman times have said “ok sure, lets go kill those other people beyond the mountain, just because you, our great and wise leader, say so ?” .

And no please, do not get started with the argument “because the other side has armies too ” THIS IS JUST WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! The problem is in our minds.

The us and them. The eternal fear that “the others” are the bad guys, just take a good hard look at yourself. Do not judge others. Be a little more selfish, DO NOT CARE about what the other is doing. Mind your own business.

Think for yourself.

Do not join an army. Do not follow stupid orders. Do not kill. Has anyone read the bible? great fucking book, real good stories. Sleepy sleepy stuff. and some real exciting stuff too. There is 2 parts i particularly like. The 10 commandments and the golden rule. I am not about to quote them. google them if you must.

So the big problem today is that alot of “innocent” people get mixed up in solving disputes of only a few people. This is the thing that nationalism has brought. The other thing is that alot of people can get upset when I their “nationalistic pride” is hurt. So when I say, FUCK america, BURN russia, DIE, slovenia, HACK-the-HEAD-off france.. The occupants of these countries somehow feel they themselves hurt because of this, why is this ?

Nationalism is about control. The same way religion is about control. You have probably heard the statement “opium for the masses” (google that too if you care) No, im no advocat of free opium for everyone, even if that would be cool. I never said that. So, do you, R_e_A_L_L_Y , want to be controlled? To be the mindless slave-drone of a faceless entity that only exists as lines on a map, as an idea in peoples minds? That is just like peter pan…

I really hope the answer to that last question was a No, but… well.. here is my answer to that but, because I know what you were thinking. You were thinking but in My country there is DEMOCRACY, uuuhhh, how fancy of you. That is just about the stupid form of governance a state can have. Sure, most people agree its not perfect, “just the best and only one we got now” or . And plz, before your inner dialogue takes and nails me up on the cross as communist, calm down. Take a breath, have a cigarette if you must.

To cut a long story short, and leave a little more for later, I’ll get more into communism, democracy, anarchism and other forms of state in another entry later on. Hah, and if you don’t think anarchy is form of governance, hah  you just hang in there :)

The last subject I’ll get into in this entry is religion. Yes, you’ve heard me say that the bible is cool. You know there is a good joke about the bible, about what it really means. Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. I love that joke.

But about religion, today’s world religions, have got it all messed up. They have taken the point out of the whole idea of religion. Faith. I despise religion and in the sense where it deprives you of knowledge, undermines your intelligence, questions your own ability to think and just straight forward tries to control your life. Yes, if you understand me correctly, I am talking about religion. Not about a specific persons faith, or his own relationship with his/her god/s or goddeses. That is just fine, I am a believer myself.

When somebody takes a passage from the bible or the koran and takes a stab at interpreting it, what this person is really saying is “I think What god really ment to say is…” Now who the fuck do you think you are? It is fine for you to think for yourself and get your whacked ideas into your own head. nobody cares. Nobody should. It is your faith. You can do whatever you want inside your head. You can think about britney spears having lesbian sex with rihanna or the pope molesting small boys. I do not care. The problem is, when you are in a position of authority within a certain religion, a percentage of the people who happen to believe in that religion ( or should I say, born and raised to believe ) will take your message seriously. This is where you fucked up. You tried to explain god to another person. Now let me ask you this, did jesus ever try to explain god? Did Muhammad ? Nooo-o.. I dont think so. They were believers, prophets some might say, thats cool ok. Most of the stuff they passed on was pretty decent. But did they ever pass judgment on others? Did they say, heey, lets go fight a righteous war and convert people into OUR ONE AND ONLY TRUE RELIGION by the sword ? No, I dont think so. Look it up if you must.

The problem with religion is the interpretations, and yes, the bible and koran are just that, interpretations. They are not holy texts written by the hand of god. they are not. They are written by humans. Just like you and me. Sure the stories sound good, might even have a lesson of a sorts, but so does a good Arthur C. Clarke Novell too. Where is the difference? Words written by humans. some on paper, some on clay. others on papyrus and others in digital form on the internet. My point in all this rambling if it has not been made already, is think for yourself, do not tell others how to think. or believe. Or behave. Mind your own fucking business.

Now, this is my first entry and to be honest. This just scratched the surface. I’ll do a proper piece on each of these themes later on. So still to come, 1 fascinating piece on physics. 1 on religions. 1 on different forms of state. After this i’ll get more into legal/illegal stuff like downloading mp3’s and copyrights, the war on drugs, my view about the future of science and humanity. Another topic I would like to write about is Climate Change, or Global Warming.

If  you cared enough to read through all of this rambling, I applaud you. Please leave a comment and tell me what you think and if you have some ideas what I should be talking about next. Next update scheduled for january 10 2010.

Take good care people, live long and prosper and may the force be with you. signing out from beyond the other side.

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Sunday, December 27, 2009

A lot of people want a piece of Britney!

So the last few weeks producers have been writing on their twitters that they are writing new material for Britney. So the rumored album being released in May 2010 might be true! The producers that have made and announcement on twitter are:

Jon Asher

Chad Dexter

Darkchild (worked with Britney, Lady Gaga, the PCD)

If three have told us on twitter how many are keeping their work a secret? Can’t wait 2010 is gonna be a good year!

According to Wikipedia (nothing I can confirm):

“According to her official website, Britney Spears will be releasing her Seventh Studio Album in May/June 2010. The album title, as of yet is unknown. Release date/info is subject to change.They also stated that she’s been working with collaborators such as Fernando Garibay, David Guetta, Nate Hills,Rodney Jerkins, Sean Garrett, Danja and Lucas Secon. She is also working with Max Martin who gave her two #1 hits in the past, Chad Dexter,Darkchild,Michaela Shiloh ,Benny Blanco,Claude Kelly“



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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Naked Breakfast Karaoke

Wanna a lap dance with those fries?

In today’s Boston Herald “Working Stiff” column: Why Britney Spears would be HORRIFIED by this echo-ridden version of “Hit Me Baby, One More Time.”

Meet Burger King’s “Shower Babe,” the worst singer with a Waterpik microphone EVER.

And if you think that shameless breast marketing ploy is ridiculous, look at what has happened to the chest of the sweet little Sun-Maid Raisin Girl:

Breast implants and hair extensions for the Sun-Maid Raisin Girl

Breast implants and hair extensions for the Sun-Maid Raisin Girl

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

rep management via new media: britney's PRs rank top 75 bullsh*t stories of 2009

Only when you are THIS famous can you actually post stories like this. To combat the some 13,000 BULLS#!T rumours/stories published by the international press about Britney Spears in 2009, her site/management/PRs etc. have banded together to rank the top 75 that they believe were the most ridiculous. This is reputation management at its most transparent. The stories have been chosen, “either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd, or because [they] believe they are simply offensive to the sensibilities”.

Courtney Love Rants on Facebook that Britney Spears' Dad Molested Her

For the full list click here. Highlights include, rumours following her fallout during the Australian leg of the tour, a post-mortem collaboration with Michael Jackson, various marriage proposals, oh and my favourite being Courtney Love’s Twitter rant about Poppa Spears molesting her as a child.

Britney thinks her dad is drugging her

Kudos to her PRs for pulling this list together, there is nothing like using new media as an outlet to combat bullshit rumours and speculation. If only we could do this for ALL of our clients.

Ryan Seacrest Says Britney is Pregnant with third baby

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Nicole Kidman and her flour face

(I found an excellent article about Nicole’s botched makeup job and how YOU can prevent such disasters in the future)

Just one more reason you should make sure you always have some decent lighting when you put on your makeup (or, in Nicole’s case, when your makeup artists put on your makeup).

Nicole Kidman showed up to the New York premiere of Nine in NYC looking like she just lifted her face from a bag of flour.

The hotly anticipated film also stars Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard and Fergie. Thankfully, none of the other cast members were sporting the ‘powder face’ look.

It’s hard to notice how stunning Nicole’s hair and outfit are when that white powdery finish steals the spotlight.

For anyone suffering from similar beauty woes, here are some helpful tips for avoiding a makeup disaster:

1) Blend, blend, blend: Always make sure all the products on your face are evenly blended so there are no lines and no obvious makeup residue

2) Buy a good quality brush that is large and soft to help evenly spread your makeup

3) Use powder to set your makeup – it should go on with a sheer finish and be practically invisible

Remember, the number one trick with makeup is to make it look like you aren’t wearing any!

What do you think of Nicole’s beauty fumble? What’s your worst makeup disaster story?

- Vanessa

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Dec 20 TREAT

DEC 20 TREAT! :)

Britney @ the beach, because.. well.. she’s hot! YOU’RE WELCOME, everybody!

source: gobritney.com

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

My Top 10 Singles of 2009

It’s the end of a year and it seems to me that some of the best releases came in this last quarter. Quite a change from previous years with the summer anthems taking the top of my list. I’ve thought back to what I had on repeat on my iPod this year along with those choruses I just couldn’t get out of my head and came up with my top 10 singles of this year.

*A disclaimer* I am an unabashed, hardcore Britney fan so yes, 3 of her singles do make it on the list. And no, I did not include Black Eyed Peas or Taylor Swift–though they were fun and massively successful, they don’t make the top of my personal favorites this year. So, for what it’s worth, here are the songs that I feel pushed pop the furthest this year and quite frankly, kept me listening!

Honorable mention:

The Paradiso Girls: ‘Patron Tequila’

Hell, this was one fun summer song that deserves a nod just for the catchy line “Who wanna get effed up: I do, I do!” Hopefully they won’t be a one-hit-wonder and do something equally as catchy for 2010.

#10

Ke$ha: ‘Tik Tok’



Starting with an intense online campaign, and coming of the heels of her successful debut on FloRida’s ‘Right Round’ single, Ke$ha’s first single from her album ‘Animal’ is one of the best party songs of the year.  Sure, she talks about getting drunk and partying and nothing too in depth, but sometimes you just want a good song to get ready for a night out of partying to–and Ke$ha doesn’t disappoint there.  2010 looks to be a great start for her; seeing her album finally debut with top-notch producers Dr. Luke and Max Martin at the healm.

#9

David Guetta ft. Kelly Rowland: ‘When Love Takes Over’



Dance anthems don’t get much catchier than this one.  Take the well-known piano theme from Coldplay’s ‘Clocks’ and have French superstar DJ David Guetta mix it with Kelly Rowland’s powerful vocals and you have a dance club smash on your hands.  After hearing Kelly belt this one out and seeing the success she had with her previous dance hit ‘Work ,’ I’m beginning to think Ms. Rowland needs to put out a dance album of her own.

#8

Miley Cyrus: ‘Party in the U.S.A.’



Everyone has their guilty-pleasure artist and I’m afraid Miley is mine.  Opening with a bit of a country twang and singing about being a Nashville girl at heart, Miley partied her way to the top of the charts with her first #1 single with this song.   And no, she did not just make this list because she gives a shout out to Britney in the song–it’s really a fun, carefree single!

#7

Beyoncé: ‘Halo’



Ok, I know I’m going to get a lot of slack for this being the only Beyoncé single to make the list (possibly even more so because of a conflict with another single that placed higher on my list).  It can’t be argued that Beyoncé enjoyed an amazingly successful year with her album I Am…Sasha Fierce , perhaps more than any other artist.  There’s just something about her to me that is offputting.  However, I will say I admire how she handled the Taylor Swift/Kanye West incident, and I am still a fan of her ballads, including this one.

#6

Lady Gaga: ‘Paparazzi’



One of the stand out tracks from her debut The Fame, ‘Paparazzi’ makes the cut in large part because of the crazy, stylized video that accompanied it.  One of the darker sounding tracks of the album, ‘Paparazzi’ is all about quintessential Gaga: the quest for fame and love and the dangers that come with it when blurring the two together.  This will always be on of my favorite Gaga tracks as I think it’s musicality is unique, even for Gaga!

#5 TIE

I know what you’re thinking: you can’t have a tie in a top 10 chart.  However, these two tracks both being produced by Ryan Tedder and being phenomenally done, I can’t decide between the two!

Kelly Clarkson: ‘Already Gone’



Even though this song didn’t seem to catch on as well as I would have liked, it still takes the #5 position in my list.  I feel this is Ryan Tedder at his best since ‘Bleeding Love,’ and Kelly gives some of the most personal, emotional performances of her career.  It’s a very relatable song and one that I really would have loved to see more promotion for.  I think the Beyoncé/Clarkson controversy was nonsense–aside from both being Tedder ballads featuring piano, I see no real similarities.

Jordin Sparks: ‘Battlefield’



Another Tedder power pop song, Jordin blew me away with this one.  It’s really passionate and the chorus just bursts with emotion.  I love everything about this song from the opening piano to Jordin’s slight dips in the last repeats of the refrain.  Definitely a song that will mark her career.

#4

Britney Spears: ‘If U Seek Amy’

This song makes the list cause it is classic Britney.  It’s got Max Martin behind it who wrote her first song ‘…Baby One More Time,’ it’s got controversy with the witty, ambiguous play on words, and the style is pure Britney through and through.  I thought that this was one of the more clever pop songs written in recent history and it’s just a really fun song to put on maximum volume and sing along to.  The video is also a great homage to some of her past hits borrowing elements from past videos (and who can forget them poking fun at that crazy fox news lady?!)

#3

Britney Sears: ‘Circus’

This is probably my favorite Britney song-ever.  Where as ‘Slave 4 U’ introduced us a new, darker, sultry Britney, ‘Circus’ brought that to a completely new level.  Dr. Luke certainly crafted a sound that had not been done before and the result was, IMO, as close to pop song perfection as one can get.  Tying in the album theme and world tour, this was a well-thought-out single choice as the resulting show and album were made even more fun by the circus elements.  Coming after a period where Britney’s life really was a public circus, she declared that all eyes were on her and she was back doing what she loved to do best.  A very commanding song, a slick, thematic video make this a career highlight for Britney–it should have made it to #1 on Billboard!

#2

Lady Gaga: ‘Bad Romance’

Crazy.Operatic.Epic.  These three words describe the latest single from do-it-yourself pop star Lady Gaga.  Wasting no time after promoting her debut album around the world, Lady Gaga announced that she would be releasing an all new album with ‘Bad Romance’ as the lead single.  It features production from RedOne who also penned her smashes ‘Poker Face’ and ‘Just Dance.’  While those were great, I feel ‘Bad Romance’ amplifies what Gaga is all about even more: theatrics and unique electro pop music.  With nonsensical lyrics, some go Gaga’s strongest vocals yet, clean production, and a wild video, I think ‘Bad Romance’ will be talked about for years.

#1

Britney Spears: ‘3′

Yes.  ‘3′ is my number one track for 2009.  Even though I cited ‘Circus’ as my favorite Britney track, ‘3′ tops my 2009 list because of what it signifies.  It marks the return of one of the world’s most dynamic and important entertainers.  After such a tumultuous period for pop’s princess, many wrote her off as a crazy has-been.  But after staging one of 2009’s most successful world tours and experiencing multiple successes with her album Circus, Britney achieved her third career #1 with this song.  ‘3′ sees Britney teamed up with Max Martin again on another naughty romp with nods to ‘If U Seek Amy.’  But where ‘If U Seek Amy’ hides in its innocence, ‘3′ comes right out and says what’s on Britbrit’s mind.  The lyrics are fun, again in a bit of a playground chant that makes us remember the little, innocent Britney we first came to know, and the beat is quick and danceable: what we’ve come to expect from a standout Britney track.  Signifying the close of one era and the start of another, ‘3′ is proof that adult Britney can still make relevant pop tracks that make people want to listen.

Well there you have it, those are my picks for 2009’s most important, fun, and all together best pop songs.  But music is so subjective, so let me know what you had on repeat all year; what songs do you feel pushed the pop envelope in new and better directions?  Sound off in the comments or @popboi on twitter!

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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Ooops, I did it again

TONY

“I hear you put in the blog the thing I said about Edmonton having a dry cold.”

PHILIP

“Yup. Funny, eh?

TONY

“It sort of reminds me of when I was a kid. I actually kind of liked  it when it was really, really cold.”

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Dec 17 TREAT

I’ve decided to give you all a special little treat every december morning up to dec 25 :) A little somethiin’ somethiiin’ to watch and remember the good ol’ times (and the presence!)

Here we go.. The Dec 17 TREAT:

Outtakes from Pepsi!

source: gobritney.com

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Dec 15 TREAT

I’ve decided to give you all a special little treat every december morning up to dec 25 :) A little somethiin’ somethiiin’ to watch and remember the good ol’ times (and the presence!)

Here we go.. The Dec 15 TREAT:

Live in Las Vegas!

source: gobritney.com

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Sunday, December 13, 2009

I Love Holiday Perfume Commercials

The holiday season means it’s time to trot out perfume commercials.  I’m pretty sure people buy perfume only during December and not at any other time of the year.  It’s an easy last-minute present that costs a lot.  Any guilt about not knowing a person well enough to get them a meaningful gift is washed away dropping a half Benjamin on smelly chemicals.  I didn’t really have a use for perfume until earlier this year because, you know, I shower every day and I’m not 83 years old.  Then one night my roommate forced me to spray some of hers on and I was like “FINE” but later that night I was told that I smelled good.  SO.

I’m sure there’s new perfume commercials every year, but those don’t even register when my old-timey favorites come on the screen.  Here’s a list of my top “vintage” ads:

Britney Spears “Fantasy.”

Britney Spears “Curious.”

I think Britney Spears is fully crazy so I always feel kind of weird inside whenever she does something that I like.  It’s the same kind of feeling as when I first ate sushi: unnerved that something so disgusting at face value (raw fish and eel) can taste so good.  These two commercials both feature a lot of quick edits, which for some reason always makes a video seem way extra cool to me.  Also, the ads remind me of Britney’s happier times before she started walking into gas station bathrooms barefoot and such.  How adorable is the suction cup arrow in the first commercial?  And how can you NOT want Britney to hook up with the hot guy in the hotel?

Edit: in “Curious,” I understand the orchid blooming, the waves crashing, and the lightning striking are all metaphors for sex.  But the random split-second shot of a rodeo at about 0:24 has me confused.  I mean, I can make the connection, but it’s kind of a stretch when all of the other visual images seem so dainty in comparison.

Charlize Theron “J’adore” for Dior.

Charlize is just this amazon golden lady walking all fierce-like.  Why yes, I do love Dior.  If I buy some perfume will I turn into Charlize Theron?  No?  Well, then, can I at least have that dress?

Kate Winslet “Trésor” for Lancôme.

From the YouTube description by lancomeworldwide: “From its creation in 1990 to a lifetime of tomorrows, this scent for body and soul remains an authentic expression of a woman in love. Trésor is the embodiment of the precious moments of a budding love affair, the radiant happiness of shared feelings under the eternal skies of Paris. Trésor by Lancôme. Trésor, intensely Lancôme.”

Okay, so the man is straight out SPRINTING across this bridge to meet Kate in the middle, while you see Clementine has opted for a more leisurely shuffle.  They embrace, and Rose DeWitt Bukater Dawson starts sniffing the heck out of her man friend and relief washes over her face.   Personally, I think Marianne Dashwood’s “radiant happiness” is because she’s thinking “thank goodness I realized this is not the Olympics, and I smell like Trésor and not like sweat.  Because girls don’t sweat, obviously.”

Elizabeth Taylor “White Diamonds.”

This commercial is the grand pooh-bah of holiday fragrance commercials.  Mystery!  Intrigue!  Gambling!  Black and white photography!  It’s a 30-second film noir and if Liz decided to act in a movie adaptation now I would still go see it.  She could even be in her wheelchair, oxygen tank tethered behind her, and I would gladly shell out $12.  Do the diamonds bring luck against von Rye?  I MUST KNOW.

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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Britney Spears Topless ?

WordPress is becoming the place to recee for naked pictures.. i guess.. Other day, it was Serena Williams.. now, it is Britney Spears. Wonder where they get these pics from ? Maybe they are photoshoped.. who knows..

Do i like Britney Spears music? Yes, I do.

1. Circus

2. Blackout

3. In The Zone

4. Oops!… I Did It Again

5. Baby One More Time

I have to confess.. i have no big knowledge of her music as some of my other friends. Some are just crazy about her. Wonder why celebrities have enormous control on people’s conscious. I guess, I will never understand that.

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Dec 12 TREAT

I’ve decided to give you all a special little treat every december morning up to dec 25 :) A little somethiin’ somethiiin’ to watch and remember the good ol’ times (and the presence!)

Here we go.. The Dec 11 TREAT:

Behind the scenes of Dont Let Me Be The Last To Know

source: killthelights.org

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dec 10th TREAT

I’ve decided to give you all a special little treat every december morning up to dec 25 :) A little somethiin’ somethiiin’ to watch and remember the good ol’ times (and the presence!)

Here we go.. The Dec 10th TREAT:

^ I totally see Jayden in that pic! Creeeepy!

All you people look at me like I’m a little giiiirl!  Young Britney!

source: killthelights.org

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Dec 8th TREAT

I’m a couple of days late om this one, but I’ve decided to give you all a special little treat every december morning up to dec 25 :) A little somethiin’ somethiiin’ to watch and remember the good ol’ times (and the presence!)

Here we go.. The Dec 8th TREAT:

Screenshots from the documentary Stages – 3 days in mexico

 

source: killthelights.org

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Curious In Control for Women Gift Set - 3.3 oz EDP Spray + 3.4 oz Body Souffle + 0.27 oz Lip Gloss

Curious In Control for Women Gift Set – 3.3 oz EDP Spray + 3.4 oz Body Souffle + 0.27 oz Lip Gloss Review



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Smells like cotton candy, I work at a high class restaurant and get many compliments, it is sexy and sweet, perfect for every day, and you can spray as much as you want.. I am very scent sensitive, and constantly have migraines, but this sweet scent does not irritate me at all.. I LOVE IT!

Curious In Control for Women Gift Set – 3.3 oz EDP Spray + 3.4 oz Body Souffle + 0.27 oz Lip Gloss Feature
  • Gift Set – 3.3 oz EDP Spray + 3.4 oz Body Souffle + 0.27 oz Lip Gloss
  • This Gift Set is 100% original.
  • Curious In Control is recommended for daytime or casual use
Curious In Control for Women Gift Set – 3.3 oz EDP Spray + 3.4 oz Body Souffle + 0.27 oz Lip Gloss Overview

Curious In Control Perfume by Britney Spears, this Marvelous perfume was created by Britney Spears in 2006. It’s sexy scent includes a mixture of loquat fruit, midnight orchid, creme brulee, black vanilla bean, tonka crystals, sandalwood, and musk. This spectacular fragrance would make an extraordinary gift for any occasion.

Curious In Control for Women Gift Set – 3.3 oz EDP Spray + 3.4 oz Body Souffle + 0.27 oz Lip Gloss Specifications

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Asus EEE PC Seashell 1105 HA

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Sweetheart, you're no Lolcat



britney spears

I haz cheezburger!

(Britney Spears)

Me too! (Via I Can Has Cheezburger)

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