At least his names not KFed.

So RUMORS were flying that The Queen of cut offs and Cheetos was recently ENGAGED to beau/agent Jason Trawick this past weekend in Australia.

Apparently they’re CONFIRMED false and Kevin Federline can breathe a sigh of relief (or pass gas) that he won’t be put to SHAME by a slimmer, smarter, more talented version of himself.

Really the GUY is nothing like K Fat but I’m just sayin’ that as long as he can wipe Caramel Macchiato’s off Britney’s tank tops and assure her she’s swell, he’ll make do.

He seems pretty stable. Yet, anyone with a bank account and the ability to keep his paunch at bay blows K Fed out of the water, although I’m sure it’s a similar effect to what happens when he cannonballs into the deep end of a swimming pool.

 

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