Paparazzi Tackles Britney's Bank Account

Contrary to popular belief, crushing someone’s foot with your overpriced SUV isn’t easily forgiven. Especially when you have the resources to pay through the nose. The Paparazzi’s recent injury will now cost Britney Spears a hefty $221,533.59 so says TMZ. Lucky her though, I’d have shot for more. I have no problem pretending to lose motor function for a six figure settlement.